I’ve refrained from seriously commenting on the many things wrong with the frenzy-provoking promo material for Cartoon Network’s The Looney Tunes Show, but with the premiere of actual footage, and being a certified Looney Tunes whore, I can’t help myself.
1. The character designs are awful. Not to hurt feelings, but they are. Far worse officially sanctioned renderings of the characters exist (just look at just about any drawing in the 1970s or 1980s or anything Chuck Jones drew past 1980), but saying that they aren’t the worst ever isn’t a compliment. The classics were designed by seasoned professionals who had a grasp on what the animators could handle and use to the funniest effect. (Not to mention knowledge of perspective and anatomy, something lacking completely in these new designs.) I didn’t like The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries or Duck Dodgers (or know of anyone who actually did) but they at least looked like professionals attempting to get the classic look (but still failing – sincere charm is an underrated element in Warner animation that nobody seems capable of capturing). This kind of stuff should be kept at Deviantart – end of story.
2. The CGI animation in the preview is also awful. Nobody is expecting The Incredibles, but at least make it look good if you actually want these things on the air forever.
3. Korean animation. I have serious problems with the whole overseas game, the major one being the sheer artlessness of it. These are the greatest cartoon characters of all time, and sending them to be animated 6,000 miles away by people who work on a piecemeal basis and don’t even speak English (psst… that’s why there’s no such thing as lip-sync anymore) is only a guarantee of failure.
4. Daffy’s voice. It doesn’t sound anything like him, and it’s definitely not Joe Alaskey or Jeff Bergman, who usually voice the character in new animations. I guess that brings me to my #1 reason why new Looney Tunes cartoons should not be made is the fact that Mel Blanc is dead and he’s not coming back. Blanc was inarguably attached to these characters and responsible for their popularity more than any other artist, and when he died, the characters died with him. It simply wasn’t the same with characters at other studios, except for Daws Butler. Therefore, doing a new Bugs Bunny cartoon makes about as much since as doing a new Chaplin or Laurel & Hardy picture. A voice actor who has done recreations of the voices (but not on this show) told me personally that “those characters should have been buried in the 50s.” So when it’s coming from somebody who gets income out of these rehashes, you know it’s true.
5. It’s not funny. And it won’t be funny. If this is what they’re picking to entice potential viewers, then it’s going to be very bad, face it. The Coyote clip is predictable, and the bit with Bugs and Daffy is just lame. Why would Daffy need to ask Bugs if “What’s Up Doc?” is his “thing” with their extensive history together? Is that their attempt at humor? Why would Daffy Duck be worried about “stepping on any toes” if he doesn’t have a gun to his head at the very least? If you’re going to work with the greatest cartoon characters of all time, be sure you know how to write. Then again, we already knew from the get-go you didn’t have to know how to draw, so I guess anything’s game.
My unseasoned, unprofessional advice: just put the old ones on and give artists money to do new things. To prove a point, here’s a recreated version of The Looney Tunes Show with two completely random classic clips chosen. Not even the best gags or lines. Place yourself as a four year old for just one second – which ad makes you want to actually watch these characters?
I’ll concede that I’m not the best example as I was not a normal child, but I bought all the Warner Consumer Products as a kid because I liked watching the originals on Nickelodeon, ABC, and TNT. If they want to make money off people buying crap based on classic characters again, they should start by showcasing the things that made them classic characters in the first place – not crap.